Friday, December 19, 2008

Holiday set by Courts for Atheists!

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter &
Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case
against Christians, Jews & observances of their holy days. The argument
was it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized day.  The case
was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate
presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case
dismissed."  The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling
saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The
Christians
 have Christmas, Easter & others. The Jews have Passover, Yom
Kippur
 & Hanukkah. Yet my client & all other atheists have no such
holidays."  The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do,
counsel, your client is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said, "Your
Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for
atheists."  The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is 'April Fools
Day
.' Psalm 14:1 states 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'
Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is
no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is
adjourned."
 
 
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